December 2011
Remember when...
excuse-my-charisma:
you said you were never gonna smoke pot. Well look how that turned out
sigh
I’m really bummed out that I have to baby sit until the next semester starts. I really just wanted to relax and go out and have fun with my friends during this break since now we don’t have school in the way :/ bleh this sucks.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
Me: BITCH I WILL FUCKING PISS ON THIS FLOOR.
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
funniest10k:
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
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I'm so excited
christmassssssss
That awkward moment when your teacher calls on you...
the-absolute-best-gifs:
And after they call your name 3 times you’re just like
“Oh shit, me?”
Don't you hate it when you discover the coolest...
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?
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